all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
it’s 2014 why does food still have calories
bc if it didn’t we’d all die
Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
Visitors stroll in a clear tunnel beneath a pond of waterlilies in St. Louis, 1965.
Photograph by Bruce Dale, National Geographic
Still the best vine
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
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